apprehensiveSovereign

artsyflight:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?

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owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

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funny-pictures-uk:


Best business card ever.

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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How to get followers on Tumblr

wailordandsavior:

First, right-click the number of followers you have and select “Inspect Element:

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In the Developer Tools, find something that looks like this: (it will be the number of followers you have)

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Highlight the number of followers you have, replace it with a value that suits your needs, and hit enter: 

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Enjoy the endless possibilities

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hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

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masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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